The bathing suit./ have a chuckle

LOL …Great one Bunting …. I can just picture …

See ya’ on the beach, maybe …...

-- blooz 5b - You can bury a lot of troubles digging in the dirt. ~author unkown

lol,lol not in this bathing suit tho , lol,lol

-- NS Zone 5B 200 KM East of Halifax cheers Bunting------Having a place to go – is a home. Having someone to love – is a family.

Rolling, Rolling on the floor!

-- Eklectic, Follow my Bliss, South East Ontario 5a

lol , lol, not my kind of suit not even for 128 lbs who has no bulges or excess to push in here and there. The no excess is the problem, lol,lol

invisible on me would scare any one into their grave

sister sent me this and thought it was cute

I can kind of half remember my mom when I was a kid , a big woman ,in one like that except for the invisible part. lol,lol

-- NS Zone 5B 200 KM East of Halifax cheers Bunting------Having a place to go – is a home. Having someone to love – is a family.

I’m luvin it Bunting cause it’s the reality of who we are and what we have become.
I think a fair trade is wisdom and self deprocation for fleeting beauty and feeling always slightly inadequate.
Like you, I am enjoying the journey .
Your story is hiralious as I am married to somebody like you.

bob

-- I am a strong believer in luck and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. Alberta Canada Zone 3A or maybe 3B

One must go with the flow bob

no sense in complaining about anything, they don’t hear you anyway and gets you no where or l very ittle

yep, except yourself for who you are and others will love you just a much if not more ,is the way I think

Have a good one

-- NS Zone 5B 200 KM East of Halifax cheers Bunting------Having a place to go – is a home. Having someone to love – is a family.

I was eating cereal as I read this… almost choked at the boob under the armpit… lol
thanks for the laugh

-- - Debbie, SW Ontario Canada (USDA Hardiness Zone: 5a)

Thanks for starting my day with a giggle, Bunting!

-- the day you quit learning is the day you quit living.

You made my day Bunting.Your story was hilarious.I hate todays bathing suit styles unless your in your 20’s or younger.I’m the one at the other end of the beach wearing cut off jeans and a t-shirt also. (lol)

-- Bon,Hastings,Ont.....zone 5a....Always room for one more

You know time is creeping up on you when the only time you get asked to see your boobs is during a mammogram. <vbg>

Bob

-- I am a strong believer in luck and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. Alberta Canada Zone 3A or maybe 3B

Bob … LOL!!! LOL!!!!!

This whole thread is hilarious!!!

-- "A perfect garden is just a garden to be in-perfection. Mornings to work on it and evenings to pause and look at it." Southeast Michigan, Zone 5a/5b

excuse me. during a mammogram???

Even then I can’t find them. lol,lol

the nurse says, sling. I say sling what, where??

then she says, aaah you got it, I reply, I did, is it in the right slot?

excuse pun

-- NS Zone 5B 200 KM East of Halifax cheers Bunting------Having a place to go – is a home. Having someone to love – is a family.

A HAPPY WOMAN

A woman in her fifties is at home, unclothed, happily jumping on
her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for
a while and asks,
“Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What’s the matter
with you?” The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, “I
don’t care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram,
and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts
of an 18 year-old.
The husband replies, “What did he say about your 50-year old ass?”
“Your name never came up,” she replied.

-- I am a strong believer in luck and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. Alberta Canada Zone 3A or maybe 3B

HEALTH ADVICE

Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it. Don’t waste
them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart
will not make you live longer; that’s like saying you can extend the life
of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and
corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an
efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain?
Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy
vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily
allowance of vegetable slop.

Q: Is beer or wine bad for me?
A: Look, it goes to the earlier point about fruits and vegetables. As we
all know, scientists divide everything in the world into three
categories: animal, mineral, and vegetable. We all know that beer and
wine are not animal, and they are not on the periodic table of elements,
so that only leaves one thing, right? My advice: Have a burger and a beer
and enjoy your liquid vegetables.

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: Well, if you have a body, and you have body fat, your ratio is one to
one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

A: Can’t think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain – Good.

Q: If I stop smoking, will I live longer?

A: Nope. Smoking is a sign of individual statement and peace of mind. If
you stop, you’ll probably stress yourself to death in record time.

Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?

A: You’re not listening. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In
fact, they’re permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad
for you?

Q: What’s the secret to healthy eating?

A: Thicker gravy.

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the
middle?

A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should
only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: Are you crazy? Cocoa beans: another vegetable. It’s the best feel good
food around!

I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food
and diets. Have a cookie; flour is a veggie!

“And when life hands you lemons, ask for a bottle of tequila and salt.”
The Boobster

-- I am a strong believer in luck and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. Alberta Canada Zone 3A or maybe 3B

Thanks for clearing a few of those issues up for me Dr. Bob.I like your thinking. :-)

-- Bon,Hastings,Ont.....zone 5a....Always room for one more

Bob

These are great, lol

Seems I am following all the rules just riight lol,lol

-- NS Zone 5B 200 KM East of Halifax cheers Bunting------Having a place to go – is a home. Having someone to love – is a family.

Bullshit and Brilliance
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa , taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.

One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard headingrapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old poodle thinks, ‘Oh, oh! I’m in deep doo-doo now!’ Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, ‘Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?’

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. ‘Whew!’ says the leopard, ‘That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!’

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, ‘Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what’s going to happen to that conniving canine!

Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, ‘What am I going to do now?’, but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn’t seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says.

‘Where’s that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!

Moral of this story….

Don’t mess with old farts .. age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience.

If you don’t send this to five ‘old’ friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.

I am in no way insinuating that any of you are old, some are just more youthfully challenged.

You did notice the size of the print?

-- NS Zone 5B 200 KM East of Halifax cheers Bunting------Having a place to go – is a home. Having someone to love – is a family.

Thank you ma’am
You have enabled me to not only laugh uproariously but to share the laugh with a special few.
I think it may be hard to notice you in your bathing outfit as so many of those I know, AND I, will be dressed similarly… ;)

-- Flowers aren't manly? Then why do so many women like them.....

Captna

lol,lol well, we might be getting up there a bit., but I always say, don’t try and fool and old fool, ya might just get fooled!!

lol,lol

Glad you had a good laugh

-- NS Zone 5B 200 KM East of Halifax cheers Bunting------Having a place to go – is a home. Having someone to love – is a family.