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337 days ago |
Something everybody can use Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. For high blood pressure sufferers, simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you’ll be afraid to cough. You only need two tools in life – WD-40 and Duct Tape. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them…. If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem. -- I want to believe in a lot of things but, in the meantime I have to deal with the truth |
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